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Free Beer!!!!!

Posted: July 20, 2013 in Uncategorized

Not really.

Since I am feeling the love today for no apparent reason, I’m giving away a free piece of flash fiction that I wrote a while back. Be forewarned! This is a very adult-themed story. It is filled with perversions, dick-jokes, and tragic deaths. All in 1,000 words or less, even!

Actually, it is a bit over 1,000 words, but I am still calling it flash fiction even if you ‘purists’ don’t. Seriously, get off your damn high horses and come down over here with the rest of us for the big win!

Anyways, here it is: my little story called “R.G.S”  The acronym stands for a medical condition known as ‘Restless Genital Syndrome’, which I may or may not have just made up on the spot. Either way, this one is way out there, man. So, if you are the type to clutch at your pearls then you might just want to go watch ‘Downton Abbey’ or the marathon of ‘NCIS’ or some other boring activity.

The rest of us will be right here, chasing rock bottom just like Brad Pitt told us to in that movie about a small soap company trying to make it in a world of big corporations. Pretty sure that was the point of that movie… Someone should totally write a book about it!!