Kile the WonderBoy!!

No.

I didn’t grow a third arm in the small of my back.

No.

I didn’t eat a 4lb. bag of crinkle cut french fries. It was a 2lb bag of shoestring fries and I was nine.

So, what’s the news? What did your old pal do this time? Does anyone even give a shit?

Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom