Another Freebie!!

Posted: September 9, 2014 in Writing
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Because I loves you all, I’ve got another FREE short story for you! One that you can read this very moment on this very site!

 

Who’s awesome? I’ll give you a hint: It’s Lance Henriksen.

 

 

Picture courtesy of http://www.toplessrobot.com

Name the ways in which I am NOT awesome. Picture courtesy of http://www.toplessrobot.com

 

For your reading pleasure, I give to you my subversive little tale ‘Only The Names Have Been Changed’. It is a story about a man and a table.

 

Yes, a man and a table.

 

What happens between the man and the table? Do they go on a “Milo and Otis” style adventure, trying to get back home to their family? Do they go on a tragic robbery spree like “Bonnie and Clyde”? Do they find a cure and save the world or just fall in love and fuck?

 

I don’t want to spoil anything for you, but let’s just say that they don’t save the world and they don’t find their way back home.

 

The story is based on actual events. This is a true story that happened in our own country just a few years ago. I’ve taken quite a bit of poetic license with the truth, but the spirit of the events is still present. If you want to find said events, just use The Google and type in “Man”, “Table” and “has sex with”.

 

Ah, shit. Did I just spoil the entire thing? Fucking hell. Lance is going to cut my balls off for that one.

 

So, if you are ready to read something that you won’t find anywhere else, something that will not bore the ever-loving fuck out of you, something that will most likely question your reasons for even reading my writing, check it out below. FOR FREE!!

 

Click HERE

 

Or, go to my Short Stories page. You know, whatever. I’m not the boss of you.

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